Capricorn:	wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius:	YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces:	I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries:	WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus:	BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini:	Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer:	...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo:	/INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo:	how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra:	Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio:	This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
Sagittarius:	I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!